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Dear Sir / Madam
RE: ADVERTISED POSITION: YOUR LETTER OF REJECTION
Thank you for your letter of 20th July. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will start work with your company on Monday 22nd October at 8.00am and I look forward to seeing you then. Don't call me I'll call you. Majaira
Yours .........
Perseverance Kumanikidza