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arugbo je gbese, ta ni o san? This country ehn, On one end it cracks me up and on the other ticks me right off. Can you imagine? "Astronaut charged with attempted murder". I mean I'm just really trying to see where she's coming from, without success, okay she's 43, she's married, she's a mother chai! 3 strikes.
Who drives 900 miles for anybody? a rival for that matter, with a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, $600,garbage bags,a wig, a trench coat. E wo, people are bored o or just outright crazy. I personally think these people watch too much TV, they don't even know fiction from reality anymore.
Come to think of it o, 900 miles may be nothing to this woman o, afterall won wa nko ti o sonu kakiri in space abi lol
Police said Nowak told them that she only wanted to scare Shipman into talking to her about her relationship with their astronaut boiboi and didn't want to harm her. okay she's kidding right? or is it part of her inevitable temporary insanity plea
Nowak(alleged) rapped on the window, tried to open the car door and asked for a ride. Shipman refused but rolled down the car window a few inches when Nowak started crying, the statement said. Nowak then sprayed a chemical into Shipman's car, the affidavit said. Shipman drove to the parking lot booth and police were called.
ki lo fe ekun? lol oh my gosh! lol am I sick or what? i actually think this is funny, the crying that is.
okay this was the icing on the cake for me: Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said. Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry. i mean lol I guess she just couldn't wait to cut her into pieces, she decided to pee on herself for 900 whole miles eeuuuw! aarrrrghhhh!
the new reality shows- not that I watch 'em but I'm sure they ain't got nothing on this mad woman. Well Nowak gave me a good laugh today, thank goodness she didn;t hurt nobody!
Who drives 900 miles for anybody? a rival for that matter, with a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, $600,garbage bags,a wig, a trench coat. E wo, people are bored o or just outright crazy. I personally think these people watch too much TV, they don't even know fiction from reality anymore.
Come to think of it o, 900 miles may be nothing to this woman o, afterall won wa nko ti o sonu kakiri in space abi lol
Police said Nowak told them that she only wanted to scare Shipman into talking to her about her relationship with their astronaut boiboi and didn't want to harm her. okay she's kidding right? or is it part of her inevitable temporary insanity plea
Nowak(alleged) rapped on the window, tried to open the car door and asked for a ride. Shipman refused but rolled down the car window a few inches when Nowak started crying, the statement said. Nowak then sprayed a chemical into Shipman's car, the affidavit said. Shipman drove to the parking lot booth and police were called.
ki lo fe ekun? lol oh my gosh! lol am I sick or what? i actually think this is funny, the crying that is.
okay this was the icing on the cake for me: Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said. Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry. i mean lol I guess she just couldn't wait to cut her into pieces, she decided to pee on herself for 900 whole miles eeuuuw! aarrrrghhhh!
the new reality shows- not that I watch 'em but I'm sure they ain't got nothing on this mad woman. Well Nowak gave me a good laugh today, thank goodness she didn;t hurt nobody!

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This woman don crase for real, she wore a diaper!!! lol, this was hilarious!
I woke up and turned on CNN and this was the trash that greeted mii
no for real i mean if it was a naija person
do the deed, no need to drive 900 miles with diapers
better yet just go to the local babalawo who with give you hate powder which u can sprinkle on her face or something.
One up for all of us that sat at the back of the class, all of them nerds that read so much and become astranauts do not have a clue about life. Yay.
Can somebody please shout out a big "IYAMA" YamaYama of the hihest order, wearing diapers and peeing in it for the duration of a 900 mile drive, just b'cos ... Oshisko PLC ( i know that's razz, but this story just had to bring out the razzness in me)
Biodun: I couldn;t agree more
Kafo: u cracked me up, for real lol
Babes:goes to show that all the IQ, standadized rubbish tests don;t mean nothing, u know why I'm hating on the tests right? lol
Cherub: thank you o, don;t mind them jare its because they've chopped bele-ful
The woman is a rather serious fighter. 900 miles, i mean who does that? then add the diaper, this kind love odikwa risky. I hope the bobo in question has enough sense to be scared.
What I find interesting about this matter is NASA's response to the whole thing. They quickly dispatched her boss to go retrieve her and she has not been heard from or seen since. Could her behaviour which everyone who knows her says is really strange be as a result of some 'experiment' conducted by NASA on its employees? or have I been watching to many movies.
When I saw the tabloids yesterday, I just cracked up...seriously though....they really don't know fiction from reality anymore...too much TV, it now seems like a joke. If the woman has ever been to space and back, its because her head got messed up on the space jet as she was travelling back to earth...loll @ Omodudu...
now this is one bizarre case. i am still amazed by the details as reported in the press. shey na by force to date pessin?
she actually wore a diaper? a diaper? oti o.
i wonder if there are other signs of irrational behaviour in other members of the NASA community. or was she singled out for infection by the aliens?
i am telling you sha, the aliens are coming. slowly.