C me c trouble o
So I woke up with a stiff neck, looking like a retard and crying in between because it hurt so bad when I moved the wrong way.
I have the day off, 9 to 5ers don;t hate o. Anyways jejeli I was lying in my bed when I heard a knock on the door, lol I was startled because me I no invite anybody o, so I rush to my door take note rushed o, ngwanu what if I tell you papapa key was in the door, both locks open , door swinging open. OH MY GOSH! I was livid, needless to say I was not "clothed" for company(last time I checked thats the benefit of paying rent and living by yourself), ehn see me running lol with half a neck slammed the door right in whoever it was face before they could see me lol its funny now sha.
I looked through the peep hole, there were two men outside, one of them I recognized as the maintenance man (who gives me the creeps anyways) talking about water audit that should have been completed the last 2 days according to the notice they left. I wasn;t home so I figured it was done already.
My people mo ya ri o, told them another day o, but definitley not today. So me and office dey call each other at the smae time, I told the lady, notice or no notice, you knock and wait for a response not just walk your tail in my apartment (I promise I told her in a nicer way lol I think) where's the privacy? I told her they knocked once and attempted to walk right in before I could even make it to the door. You know wetin oyinbo pepper tell me? She said well, we have so many units to audit and they are not going to knock and wait there all day 4 u to answer the door CAN YOU IMAGINE? what part of what I said didn;t she understand, I even gave her the scenario, put her gan self in the scenario, oti o? LOL I'm glad I can laugh now because I wasn;t laughing then
I have the day off, 9 to 5ers don;t hate o. Anyways jejeli I was lying in my bed when I heard a knock on the door, lol I was startled because me I no invite anybody o, so I rush to my door take note rushed o, ngwanu what if I tell you papapa key was in the door, both locks open , door swinging open. OH MY GOSH! I was livid, needless to say I was not "clothed" for company(last time I checked thats the benefit of paying rent and living by yourself), ehn see me running lol with half a neck slammed the door right in whoever it was face before they could see me lol its funny now sha.
I looked through the peep hole, there were two men outside, one of them I recognized as the maintenance man (who gives me the creeps anyways) talking about water audit that should have been completed the last 2 days according to the notice they left. I wasn;t home so I figured it was done already.
My people mo ya ri o, told them another day o, but definitley not today. So me and office dey call each other at the smae time, I told the lady, notice or no notice, you knock and wait for a response not just walk your tail in my apartment (I promise I told her in a nicer way lol I think) where's the privacy? I told her they knocked once and attempted to walk right in before I could even make it to the door. You know wetin oyinbo pepper tell me? She said well, we have so many units to audit and they are not going to knock and wait there all day 4 u to answer the door CAN YOU IMAGINE? what part of what I said didn;t she understand, I even gave her the scenario, put her gan self in the scenario, oti o? LOL I'm glad I can laugh now because I wasn;t laughing then
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wow...that's a bit scary..i mean...do you have like a door chain...so that when they open the door next time...they know someone's home?...
To the left, to the left...hehe you did not mention that you neck is cocked to the left, LOL.
Just hold on VoltronDudu will be right there.
Hope ur stiff neck is better now or do u need a neck massage from the dudumaster himself (LOL)?
Serious invasion of privacy. What if u were fast asleep and didn't here 'em nko would they have entered like that?
Omodudu: better vamoose to do a neck massage na here u still dey abi?
oh by the way... See you see favor...grace...mercy... but not trouble!!!!
this what brought to my attention a couple of weeks ago...and I thought I'd bring it to yours
:-)
diamond hawk: the door chain really sounds like a good idea, I don't have one right now,I'll see about getting one thanks, i'll take that too, about how we all should be cautious about the words we use
Voltrondudu: defender of the universe, come to the rescue, I need a door chain o LOL to the left to the left, u are sooo wrong
Cherub: funny thing was I was just waking up from a nap, I was all discombobulated when I got out of my bed, I ran through all the what if's in my mind and they made me even more mad lol its all good though
You had the day off....Ok I'm hating..lol
Re: your stiff neck
Pele
yep, i agree with diamond hawk maybe you should get a door chain.Its funny how the lady was totally unrepentant, some people r just like that..always right and never have the humilty to apologise. Anyways thank God she didn't "embarass" you.. Thanks for visiting my blog,na una wey dey obodo oyibo dey party well well.
Pele o! Just try to get Transversin (hope I spelt that right) or nerves and bones or summin of that nature and massage it on... trust me it works!
slept wrong = stiff neck.. I good massage will help and a hot hand towel around it too.
I hate when people don't undertsand what your saying or really ignore what your saying.
yes, a chain on door will work. Hope you feel better soon.
nilla: oya come no vex LOL
Chioma: you are welcome and thanx for stopping by, obodo oyinbo no sweet like dem dey talk am o lol
Nyenomi: thanks for the advice
Doragon: thanks for stopping by
To everyone thanks I'm a lot better now, I had to work today so I took ibruprofen a couple of times and it worked like magic. TGIF!