Go Short On The Wifey...
It is no news that the bear market is upon us, investors scramble to dump stocks, bonds, portfolios and even their wives. Yes, you read it right wives. It is not uncommon for lawyers to advise their clients that the timing is right to file for a divorce. The new York magazine reports that some divorce attorneys are now advising their clients to pull out of marriages (now!). Why? you may ask. The answer, to cut their losses on future payouts. a divorce attorney was quoted saying " you need to ride the markets and your wife"
Along with cash real estate, mutual funds can be deemed as marital property by the courts and the spouse is entitled to half of such properties in the case of a divorce. Little wonder that a bear market is enough incentive to cut and run, before this investment vehicles start appreciating in value again.
So the analysts are advising to go short on the marriage. The bottom line is king. It is a cold cold world out there on the
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Along with cash real estate, mutual funds can be deemed as marital property by the courts and the spouse is entitled to half of such properties in the case of a divorce. Little wonder that a bear market is enough incentive to cut and run, before this investment vehicles start appreciating in value again.
So the analysts are advising to go short on the marriage. The bottom line is king. It is a cold cold world out there on the
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I wish I can blog like this, I have so many ideas but I am quite lazy.
What the bottom line will cause in this country.