Meme...
The pros have advised not to participate in every meme out there. This one has been sitting in my draft folder for a second, I was tagged by
1. I am minimalist.
2. I am not into sports, sometimes I act like I am, I particularly dislike soccer.
3. I am mostly abstemious. Don't take me to fancy restaurant to impress me.
4. Some folks are hooked on weed, I am hooked on Pepsi ( I know sugar blah blah, I am working on it).
5. My biggest strength, is my inability to stop, my weakness is, my inability to stop. I am crappy with listening, with an attention span of 12 min. Living in Nigeria I thought this was a subtle form of retardation. Then I read one book and everything changed, A. D. D.
6. In my ideal world I would be a race car driver but growing up in Nigeria that did not quite happen. 3 major car crashes later, (I did not get paid for those), think I'd stick to my day job.
7. If everybody in the world was like me, there'd be no Kanye West, MTV, Ice cream, SUV's except the Range rover, AOL, colorful blog templates, Baby Phat.
I hope I have successfully wasted 3 minutes that you can never get back LOL.
Tagging: anybody that finished reading this and @guerieranageriana
7Comment(s):
uh, i took some pills from the local pharmacy and they make me immune to tags...phew...nice post...except, #2...*outraged*...how dare you especially dislike soccer?!!!...in fact, no be a.d.d...na real retardation...*walks away, shocked that someone, a nigerian at that, could have the audacity to use the word 'dislike' with soccer...ha...esse cara...*;)
...(no problems getting on today...yesterday was just weird i guess...)
How did I miss that...now @guerreirianigeriana you are tagged...look at the entry again...Just before I returned your yarbing favor..I saw your fss2020 comment..I forgave.
great to see there are other Nigerians who have no love for the 'boring' game that is soccer. ; )
chxta tagged me too, I should do this as well......
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...no be me who is tagged oh!!...i took my pills...i am immune for at least another three months...*looks at package*...yes, three months...
...i am currently planning an attack on you and ijebuman...what sort of men are you to not like soccer?...imagine ijebuman calling soccer boring!!...see the insult...wait oh...i dey bring pepper!!!...
Twelve minutes? Wow, I wish my attention span was that long. LOL
This is so sad to read. YOU DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL?? That sport is the staple of every Nigerian. Ha! And you, Ijebuman, you don't like it either? Oh my.
lol @ Boso